LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
We promised you a future, dear reader, but we never said how far forward it was going to be.
Welcome to a far-off world, with new rulers, new systems, and a decision to be made.
They pick their rulers a different way–a way of tests and trials.
You can see and judge their methods by CLICKING HERE.
And should you find yourself in the running for a leadership role over an entire civilization, we hope you’ll still consider coming back and giving our next tale a read. Perhaps we might still be able to entertain you. Kings and workers alike, everyone enjoys a good story.
…tuning out.
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