LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
It’s a new week, and the conclusion is here.
Finally, we get a clue about the fantasy world you don’t want to visit.
CLICK HERE to get closer to that fantastical portal.
We hope you’ve enjoyed this silly tale. It’s a little more cynical than usual, but sometimes it’s fun to lampoon a genre.
If you want to see our similarly meta sci-fi story from a few weeks back, click HERE. And, if you want a more traditional piece of science fiction with more stakes, come back next week.
tuning off…
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